Drink Me to Sexy

Slightly Jealous of the Golden Coast, and English Chaps…

Post by: TriZkiT on June 14th, 2010 | File Under Marry ME

There’s a new “next divorce” in my imagination, and she is so lick-able… I mean likable. Her name just so happens to be Katy Perry. Beside being NO.1 on the Maxim Hot 100 list, his dark haired vixen can kiss girls all day long as far as I’m concerned, because lets be serious guys, you wish your girlfriend would do it too. Not only is it hot, but you think you might have a shot at a threesome. Wait… off topic, Katy Perry, here we go!

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Dirty Mine’d

Post by: TriZkiT on October 14th, 2009 | File Under Douche, Lifestyle, Thinking Outloud

If the term “mind in the gutter” is a litmus test for dirty thoughts, then my mind would be found somewhere around the sewage treatment plant. Please don’t confuse the issue here, I’m not saying that all my thoughts are sexual by any stretch of the imagination, just dirty, odd, disgusting, or down right weird… And the ladies love me!

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Soup or Salad, Shooter.

Post by: TriZkiT on October 1st, 2009 | File Under Thinking Outloud

I’ve just added to the list of “the things that drive me crazy”. Life is all about the little things, they bring you pleasure, or drive you mad! I guess it really all depends on how you look at it, and most of the time, I’d consider myself a half empty kinda guy.

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Jennifer Can Keep Her Body

Post by: TriZkiT on September 22nd, 2009 | File Under Celebrity

I just have to say that if it wasn’t for the fact that Megan Fox might be the sexiest thing on the planet right now, club thumbs and all, “Jennifer’s Body” wouldn’t sell a single ticket!
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Olivia Drives me Wilde!

Post by: TriZkiT on September 22nd, 2009 | File Under Celebrity, Marry ME

Ok, it’s time again for another segment of “Marry Me” and this time it’s aimed at actress Olivia Wilde. The feisty Dr. from the TV series “House”. I think she has a terminal disease on the show, I don’t know cause I can’t stand to watch that crap, but I hate to see the images of her stop showing up on the internet. I like the fact I have a new desktop every few days to oogle at.

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The Sound of Silence

Post by: TriZkiT on July 29th, 2009 | File Under Thinking Outloud

Do you ever pay attention to your ears? Not just when you acknowledge then ignore a car alarm or the sound of a truck backing up or even the incessant drudgery of that ass with tits you call a girlfriend, but actually pay attention to sounds and words and how these otherwise meaningless utterances evoke emotion.

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Back with a Vengeance

Post by: TriZkiT on July 13th, 2009 | File Under Celebrity

I’d like to begin with a formal apology. It has been way way way too long since I’ve given my skewed view to this little planet, and I plan on doing it again, at least a few times a week from now on. You can call me your little Doogie Howser, but for the ladies, that’s McDreamy… (keeping the medical theme.)

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Insanity Claus

Post by: TriZkiT on December 9th, 2008 | File Under Thinking Outloud

It’s that time of year again. There is a crisp cold bite to the air, it wisps through the naked skeletons of once fruitful trees, and reminds most that snow will soon blanket all of the dead bodies piled in front of Walmart with a thick heavenly blindfold.

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Oh’ Bama!

Post by: TriZkiT on November 5th, 2008 | File Under Celebrity

Congratulations are in order for the new President of The United States Barack Obama. New sheets in the master bedroom and a puppy for every household… or was that just for his kids?